Sex & the wife

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sparky
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Sex & the wife

Post by sparky » Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:09 pm

My wife likes to have sex in the back seat....I don't cause she always makes me drive!


She also likes to talk while making love....she called me from the motel to say Hi!

John

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AlanM
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Re: Sex & the wife

Post by AlanM » Sat Jan 07, 2017 6:44 pm

I married my first wife while I was in the Navy.
She was from Alabama.
I'd been warned by other sailors that northern girls will say "You may **** me." and an Alabama girl will say "You ALL may **** me."
We decided to use the newly wed savings plan where a gallon jar is placed by the bed and every time we had sex a quarter was put in the jar.
After a while there was about a inch's worth of quarters in the jar and I was sent to sea to several months. When I returned the jar was nearly full.
AlanM
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