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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in the local donut shop.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

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Lay the proud usurpers low!
Tyrants fall in every foe!
Liberty's in every blow!
Let us do or dee!
-- Robert Burns, Scots Wha Hae

Mike:

Send the girl....

Keep the Priests....

Hm....

Send the Priests later - the wife will likely kill me....



Regards,

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Stu

(Why write a quick note when you can write a novel?)

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