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A hunting riddle

Post by AlanM » Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:19 pm

This can be answered by stating the moral of the story.

A man was out doing some winter hunting. He aimed his gun carefully and fired. Seconds later, he realized his mistake. Minutes later, he was dead.

And the moral is?
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Re: A hunting riddle

Post by JustaShooter » Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:48 pm

I'll hold my tongue and see if anyone else gets it... :mrgreen:
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Re: A hunting riddle

Post by Rich 2.0 » Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:02 pm

JustaShooter wrote:I'll hold my tongue and see if anyone else gets it... :mrgreen:

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Re: A hunting riddle

Post by Dinstar » Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:45 pm

Good one

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Re: A hunting riddle

Post by calemus » Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:04 pm

the scenario i am thinking of would be more of a colorado repecusion than an ohio reprecusion

iz i be thinkin what u be thinkin?
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Re: A hunting riddle

Post by zeko » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:08 am

Try this for a moral:

"Never fire a gun while standing on or near an avalanche-prone snow slope"

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Re: A hunting riddle

Post by AlanM » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:59 am

zeko wrote:Try this for a moral:

"Never fire a gun while standing on or near an avalanche-prone snow slope"

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At least not without a suppressor.
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