End Justifies Means.

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End Justifies Means.

Post by Old Timer » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:08 am

A cop pulls a guy over for speeding and calls for
backup when the driver confesses that the car is
stolen, there is a gun in the glove box, and that
there is a BODY in the trunk.

Help quickly arrives, and a captain approaches the
driver cautiously, with gun drawn.

"License and registration," demands the captain.

"Sure, Here you go," says the driver.

The car is registered in his name

The captain checks the glove box and the trunk;
No gun, and no dead body.

"I don't understand," says the captain.
" the officer who stopped you said you stole the car,
had a gun, and that there was a body in the trunk."

"Yeah? And I'll bet the lying S O B told you I was speeding too."
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Re: End Justifies Means.

Post by Joe Sixpack » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:52 pm

Oh snap.. that's a good one.
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