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Post subject: A blonde at the Superbowl
Post Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:04 pm
Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

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Post subject: Re: A blonde at the Superbowl
Post Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:06 pm
Good one!
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Post subject: Re: A blonde at the Superbowl
Post Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:12 pm
Alan:

An Obama supporter....

:mrgreen:

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Post subject: Re: A blonde at the Superbowl
Post Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:47 pm
OK, I actually laughed out loud.

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Post subject: Re: A blonde at the Superbowl
Post Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:01 am
Haven't heard that one since kinnygarden so 47 years later it's funny again.

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