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News From the year 2029

Post by Old Timer » Tue Feb 03, 2015 3:08 pm

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the
seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally
known as California.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such fast
shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States
crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally...........scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least
10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 114; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but
President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z Bush says he will run for president in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85 year, $78.6 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to
weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 251 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet,7 inches.

New Federal laws requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters,
and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 15, 2036

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%

And Last but certainly not the least...........

Florida votes still don't know how to use a voting machine.
So Mote It Be.
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