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Cardiologist Funeral

Post by Old Timer » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:12 am

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral by the
fellow members of the AMA. A huge heart covered in flowers
stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket
rolled inside. the heart then closed, sealing the doctor
in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into wild laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said "I'm sorry, but I was just
thinking of my own funeral."

"I'm a Gynecologist."
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At which point the Proctologist fainted!
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Re: Cardiologist Funeral

Post by Joe Sixpack » Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:05 am

lol it's funny but I don't quite understand why his casket would go into a large heart.. I mean I don't see this actually happening.

I guess you could have a heart shaped vault but that's in the ground already.
I suppose im over thinking.
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Re: Cardiologist Funeral

Post by Old Timer » Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:40 am

Joe Sixpack wrote:lol it's funny but I don't quite understand why his casket would go into a large heart.. I mean I don't see this actually happening.
Its simple, he was a big hearted guy! LOL
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Re: Cardiologist Funeral

Post by ThawMyTongue » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:00 pm

Joe Sixpack wrote:lol it's funny but I don't quite understand why his casket would go into a large heart.. I mean I don't see this actually happening.

I guess you could have a heart shaped vault but that's in the ground already.
I suppose im over thinking.
Way to suck the funny outta the joke... :wink:
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Re: Cardiologist Funeral

Post by Old Timer » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:31 pm

ThawMyTongue wrote:
Joe Sixpack wrote:lol it's funny but I don't quite understand why his casket would go into a large heart.. I mean I don't see this actually happening.

I guess you could have a heart shaped vault but that's in the ground already.
I suppose im over thinking.
Way to suck the funny outta the joke... :wink:
Now, Now be nice, Joe may not be old enough to know what a
Proctologist is, or have a need for his services!
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Re: Cardiologist Funeral

Post by Joe Sixpack » Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:29 pm

lol, I know what those doctors are, That's whats funny.. I just didn't get why his casket would be going into a big heart, I mean usually there is some truth in a joke which is what gives it humor.. but I couldn't phantom how this would actually play out in RL.

that's what had me scratching my head.
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Re: Cardiologist Funeral

Post by Old Timer » Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:48 pm

Joe Sixpack wrote:lol, I know what those doctors are, That's whats funny.. I just didn't get why his casket would be going into a big heart, I mean usually there is some truth in a joke which is what gives it humor.. but I couldn't phantom how this would actually play out in RL.

that's what had me scratching my head.
Bustin a gut LOL.

Just gotta picture that heart, Vagina, or bung hole
in front of the grave hole that the casket is going
to be dropped in.
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your inputs and insights on the various subjects.
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