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Post subject: Medical Discovery
Post Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:28 pm
A little boy blows up a balloon, and starts flicking it all around
the house with his fingers. His mother tells him to stop it, as he's
liable to break something, but the boy being a boy continues.

"Johnny!" his mother screams. "KNOCK it OFF.. NOW!" You're going to
break something." He stops but eventually Mom leaves for a short trip
to the shopping center.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again as soon a his mom has left
for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet
where he doesn't want to touch it, so he just leave it. closes the
lid and goes back to the TV.

Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries get a bad urge......
it's a diarrhea run for sure.
She can hardly make it to the toilet in time, and SPLASH, out it comes.

When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what see's seeing.
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! In a complete
panic she calls her family doctor. The doctor is completely baffled as
describes the situation, but he knows the woman well and is convinced
something is VERY wrong. Out of intense curiosity he says he'll be
over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives, she leads him directly to the bathroom, there he gets
down on his knees and takes a long,....hard look at the thing....
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it
might be and....................POP! The balloon explodes and poop
is everywhere...on him, on the walls, on the floor, etc, etc.

"Doctor! Doctor! Are you alright?" se asks.

He says, "Yes, I'm okay."...."But I have to tell you, I've been in this
business for nearly 40 years now, and this is the very first time I've
actually ever seen a fart!"

So Mote It Be.
Aging is not for the timid
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Post subject: Re: Medical Discovery
Post Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:06 pm
lulz

The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress:FrederickDouglass

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