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Post subject: DUI Checkpoint
Post Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:30 am
A Juggler, driving to his next performance is stopped by the highway patrol and local police.
"What are those knives doing in your car?" asks the officers.
" I juggle them in my act," answers the man.

"Oh, YEAH? says the cops. "Lets see you do it!"

So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.

A guy driving in the next lane sees this and says to his buddy, "Oh, my God, am I glad that
I quit drinking!

Look at what they're making that poor bastard do!"

So Mote It Be.
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