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|Author:||Old Timer [ Tue May 22, 2018 11:30 am ]|
|Post subject:||DUI Checkpoint|
A Juggler, driving to his next performance is stopped by the highway patrol and local police.
"What are those knives doing in your car?" asks the officers.
" I juggle them in my act," answers the man.
"Oh, YEAH? says the cops. "Lets see you do it!"
So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.
A guy driving in the next lane sees this and says to his buddy, "Oh, my God, am I glad that
I quit drinking!
Look at what they're making that poor bastard do!"
|Author:||Aaron [ Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:21 am ]|
|Post subject:||Re: DUI Checkpoint|
Lol...Now that's a good one!
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