Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock

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AlanM
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Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock

Post by AlanM » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:53 pm

Rock crushes Scissors and Lizard
Paper covers Rock and disproves Spock
Scissors cuts Paper and decapitates Lizard
Lizard eats Paper and poisons Spock
Spock vaporizes Rock and smashes Scissors

BUT --- GUN BEATS HAMMER IN IL

Jewelry store robber shot at Oakbrook Center, 2 sought
One man was shot and police were searching for two others after they attempted to rob a jewelry store at the Oakbrook Center, police said.

The incident Sunday caused the mall to be put on temporary lockdown after the robbery attempt at the C.D. Peacock store, said Oak Brook Police Chief James R. Kruger Jr.

Three men went into the store and one of the men, armed with a hammer, broke a glass case while the other two acted as lookouts, said Kruger.

After the man broke the case, a security guard in the jewelry store drew his weapon and told the man to drop the hammer, Kruger said. The man with the hammer then began approaching the guard, who fired his weapon, striking the robber in the abdomen, Kruger said.
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Re: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock

Post by calemus » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:54 pm

abdomen?
why u no headshot?
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Re: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock

Post by MyWifeSaidYes » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:50 am

The bad guy was from Detroit?

Things are so bad in Detroit that you have to go to Chicago to rob a jewelry store?

Oh, that's right. No guns in Chicago. In Detroit, he might have gotten shot!
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Re: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock

Post by YakPac » Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:22 pm

AlanM wrote:Rock crushes Scissors and Lizard
Paper covers Rock and disproves Spock
Scissors cuts Paper and decapitates Lizard
Lizard eats Paper and poisons Spock
Spock vaporizes Rock and smashes Scissors

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Re: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock

Post by Nick_M » Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:33 pm

Who the hell robs a place in a mall?
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