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Post Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:53 pm
Rock crushes Scissors and Lizard
Paper covers Rock and disproves Spock
Scissors cuts Paper and decapitates Lizard
Lizard eats Paper and poisons Spock
Spock vaporizes Rock and smashes Scissors

BUT --- GUN BEATS HAMMER IN IL

Jewelry store robber shot at Oakbrook Center, 2 sought

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One man was shot and police were searching for two others after they attempted to rob a jewelry store at the Oakbrook Center, police said.

The incident Sunday caused the mall to be put on temporary lockdown after the robbery attempt at the C.D. Peacock store, said Oak Brook Police Chief James R. Kruger Jr.

Three men went into the store and one of the men, armed with a hammer, broke a glass case while the other two acted as lookouts, said Kruger.

After the man broke the case, a security guard in the jewelry store drew his weapon and told the man to drop the hammer, Kruger said. The man with the hammer then began approaching the guard, who fired his weapon, striking the robber in the abdomen, Kruger said.

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Post subject: Re: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
Post Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:54 pm
abdomen?
why u no headshot?

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Post subject: Re: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
Post Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:50 am
The bad guy was from Detroit?

Things are so bad in Detroit that you have to go to Chicago to rob a jewelry store?

Oh, that's right. No guns in Chicago. In Detroit, he might have gotten shot!

What does a caring, sensitive
person feel when they are forced
to use a handgun to stop a threat?


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Post subject: Re: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
Post Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:22 pm
AlanM wrote:
Rock crushes Scissors and Lizard
Paper covers Rock and disproves Spock
Scissors cuts Paper and decapitates Lizard
Lizard eats Paper and poisons Spock
Spock vaporizes Rock and smashes Scissors


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Post subject: Re: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
Post Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:33 pm
Who the hell robs a place in a mall?

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