Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner ?

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Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner ?

Post by Old Timer » Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:54 am

Here's a little test that will help you decide the answer.

You're walking down the street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly
an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, lock eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock 40 cal. You are a legal CCW permit holder and you are an
expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you DO?



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Democrat's Answer:


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What do the kids think?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound or maim me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make
this a happier and healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!! I need to debate this with some friends
for a few days and try to come to a consensus.



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Republican's Answer:


BANG!



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Southerner's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

(Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! were those the Winchester Silvertips
or the Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one?

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner ?

Post by Old Timer » Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:22 pm

WOW! What a tough crowd to post to.
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Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner ?

Post by ThawMyTongue » Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:20 pm

Lol, It has been a busy week, cut us some slack... TGIF
-Matt

Better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and remove all doubt.

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Re: Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner ?

Post by Old Timer » Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:30 am

Oooppppps, Sorry, stepped on my fingers again. Used to be something else stepped on, but must be
polite.
Always have believed in laughter. If we can't laugh at ourselves, we have no
right to laugh at anything or anybody else.
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