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  • Sex & the wife

    My wife likes to have sex in the back seat....I don't cause she always makes me drive!


    She also likes to talk while making love....she called me from the motel to say Hi!

    John

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    I married my first wife while I was in the Navy.
    She was from Alabama.
    I'd been warned by other sailors that northern girls will say "You may **** me." and an Alabama girl will say "You ALL may **** me."
    We decided to use the newly wed savings plan where a gallon jar is placed by the bed and every time we had sex a quarter was put in the jar.
    After a while there was about a inch's worth of quarters in the jar and I was sent to sea to several months. When I returned the jar was nearly full.
    AlanM
    There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men. - RAH
    Four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo - use in that order.
    If you aren't part of the solution, then you obviously weren't properly dissolved.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by alanm View Post
      I married my first wife while I was in the Navy.
      She was from Alabama.
      I'd been warned by other sailors that northern girls will say "You may **** me." and an Alabama girl will say "You ALL may **** me."
      We decided to use the newly wed savings plan where a gallon jar is placed by the bed and every time we had sex a quarter was put in the jar.
      After a while there was about a inch's worth of quarters in the jar and I was sent to sea to several months. When I returned the jar was nearly full.
      You should wear a green hat by then.

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