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    A U.S. Customs agent and her dog are on a plane. After it takes off, the agent turns to
    the dog and commands, "SNIFF".
    The K-9 trots down the aisle and sits next to a teenager. It then returns to the woman
    handler, and puts one paw on her arm.

    "Is that dog checking for drugs?" asks a man sitting besides her.
    "Yes he is. he just found someone carrying marijuana," she explains. "We'll arrest
    him upon arrival.

    "WOW!" replies the man.

    She again commands the dog to sniff. It trots back down the aisle and a moment later races
    back and craps all over the place.
    "What happened" Yells the man. The federal agent Screams,

    "He just found a BOMB!"
    So Mote It Be.
    Aging is not for the timid
    NRA Benefactor Member

  • #2
    Sammy would probably bring the bomb over to me....

    <t>Stu<br><br>(Why write a quick note when you can write a novel?)<br><br>ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE<br><br>יזכר לא עד פעם</t>


    • #3
      Naw, Sammy's smarter than that, remember that was a federal government K9 on that plane, and we all
      know when a serious problem arises they all run around, and are full of crap with no idea on what to do,
      just like their leaders!
      So Mote It Be.
      Aging is not for the timid
      NRA Benefactor Member


      • #4
        Sammy is great.