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    A Juggler, driving to his next performance is stopped by the highway patrol and local police.
    "What are those knives doing in your car?" asks the officers.
    " I juggle them in my act," answers the man.

    "Oh, YEAH? says the cops. "Lets see you do it!"

    So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.

    A guy driving in the next lane sees this and says to his buddy, "Oh, my God, am I glad that
    I quit drinking!

    Look at what they're making that poor bastard do!"
    So Mote It Be.
    Aging is not for the timid
    NRA Benefactor Member

  • #2
    Lol...Now that's a good one!
    Hence it is, that democracies have ever been found incompatible with personal security or the rights of property; and have, in general, been as short in their lives as they have been violent in their deaths. James Madison, Federalist Paper No 10


    • #3
      That's hilarious.


      • #4
        Beats my daughter telling the OSP Trooper he was filling out the citation improperly....

        (He got her phone number wrong, and the Court people here didn't try to look it up in the phonebook....
        <t>Stu<br><br>(Why write a quick note when you can write a novel?)<br><br>ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE<br><br>יזכר לא עד פעם</t>