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    A Juggler, driving to his next performance is stopped by the highway patrol and local police.
    "What are those knives doing in your car?" asks the officers.
    " I juggle them in my act," answers the man.

    "Oh, YEAH? says the cops. "Lets see you do it!"

    So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.

    A guy driving in the next lane sees this and says to his buddy, "Oh, my God, am I glad that
    I quit drinking!

    Look at what they're making that poor bastard do!"
    So Mote It Be.
    Aging is not for the timid
    NRA Benefactor Member

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    Lol...Now that's a good one!
    Hence it is, that democracies have ever been found incompatible with personal security or the rights of property; and have, in general, been as short in their lives as they have been violent in their deaths

    James Madison,,
    Federalist Paper No 10