Al Sharpton stories (May or may not be considered funny)

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Al Sharpton stories (May or may not be considered funny)

Post by AlanM » Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:26 am

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I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really
preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Houston Church,
I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was
because I was the only white person in the Church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus the Lord All
Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!

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Second:

Al Sharpton was in Sears. He was there to protest the fact that most all of the Sears washing machines were white.

So the clerk called the store manager, who asked, “What’s the problem here, Reverend?”

Sharpton pointed at the washing machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that most of them were white.

The manager replied, “Well, Reverend, it's true that most of the washing machines are white, but if you'll open the lids, you'll see that all the agitators are black."
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Re: Al Sharpton stories (May or may not be considered funny)

Post by Cruiser » Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:59 am

If these jokes were found in a LEO's private media, would he be called a racist? :roll:

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