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Unique Family Members

Post by Old Timer » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:05 pm

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back, and one by one, began to tell
their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff, spilled milk and
pennies saved etc. etc.

But then the teacher realized to her dismay, that only
Ernie was left.
"Ernie," do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My Daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was
a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out
over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol,
and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the
bottle wouldn't break, and the her parachute landed her right ,in
the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol,
until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till
the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. " what kind of moral did
your Daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

Stay the F**k away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."
So Mote It Be.
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Re: Unique Family Members

Post by Cruiser » Wed Jan 14, 2015 1:15 pm

First chuckle of my day!

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Re: Unique Family Members

Post by ThawMyTongue » Wed Jan 14, 2015 4:54 pm

OK, I needed that laugh!
-Matt

Better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and remove all doubt.

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