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The Haircut

Post by Old Timer » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:14 am

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,
"I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community
service this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replied "I cannot accept money from you, I'm
doing community service this week."
The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber when to open up, there was a
'Thank You card, and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay
his bill, the barber again replied, "I can not accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week." The Congressman was very
happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a
dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And THAT, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference
between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

Moral;

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE
CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON.
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Re: The Haircut

Post by Joe Sixpack » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:42 pm

LOL this is a good one.
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Re: The Haircut

Post by Old Timer » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:35 pm

Joe Sixpack wrote:LOL this is a good one.
Glad you liked it. I'll try to start everyone's day
off with a laugh or two in the coming weeks.
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