F.B.I. Assassin Wanted

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F.B.I. Assassin Wanted

Post by Old Timer » Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:31 am

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done, there were just 3 finalists left.
Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you WILL follow instructions no matter what
the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair.


The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about
5 minutes. The man came back out from the room with tears in his eyes.
"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You DON"T have what it takes.
Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions to kill her husband.

She took the gun, and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another.

Then they heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few moments, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly, and there stool the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks!" she said

"I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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Re: F.B.I. Assassin Wanted

Post by Cruiser » Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:51 am

I wasn't expecting that! :egrin:

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Re: F.B.I. Assassin Wanted

Post by Joe Sixpack » Fri Jan 16, 2015 3:20 pm

lol that's funny on several levels.
im picturing a blond.
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Re: F.B.I. Assassin Wanted

Post by Tips13 » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:14 am

Still laughing at that one

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