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The Bacon Tree

Post by Old Timer » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:40 am

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly
and close to death. They are close to just lying down,
and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon I is sure of eet."

"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee."

So with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune,
and there, in the distance, is a TREE loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon,
black pepper bacon, double smoked bacon....every imaginable
kind of cured pig meat.

"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a Bacon Tree."

"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert
don,t forgeet."

"Pepe when deed you ever of a meerage that smell like
bacon?......ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

And with that.....Luis races toward the tree. He get to
within 5 meters, Pepe following closely behind, when all of
a sudden machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his
tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded BUT true friend
that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

"Pepe....go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree."

"Luis.. Luis mee amigo....What ees it?"

"Pepe..........Ees not a bacon tree."

"Eees......

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. "Eees a Ham Bush."
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Re: The Bacon Tree

Post by ThawMyTongue » Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:51 pm

:lol:
-Matt

Better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and remove all doubt.

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Re: The Bacon Tree

Post by NRAInstructor » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:13 pm

You have some good ones, lol.
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