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If You're Unhappy.

Post by Old Timer » Mon Jan 19, 2015 8:49 am

Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow
who decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold he changed his
mind, and reluctantly started to fly south.

In a short time, ice began to form on his wings, and he
fell to the earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.

A cow passed by and crapped on the little bird.

The little bird thought it was the end, BUT the
manure warmed him, and defrosted his wings.

Happy and warm, able to breathe, he started to sing.

Just then, a large Tom cat came by and hearing the
chirping, investigated the sounds.

Ol' Tom cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird,
and promptly ate him!



........THERE ARE THREE MORALS TO THIS STORY........

1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily
your friend.

3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit,
keep your mouth SHUT.
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Re: If You're Unhappy.

Post by Old Timer » Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:05 pm

Hmmmmmmmmmm, will have to remain happy alone!
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