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Pedestrian Dangers

Post by Old Timer » Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:15 pm

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of
tests, the last of which left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
last episode was another such, and stayed put. He suddenly filled
his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
remain calm and rational.

In a complete loss of composure, he jump out of bed, gathered up
the bed sheets and threw them out of the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on
him. He started yelling, cursing, kicking, and swinging his arms
violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with
the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, starring down at
the sheets, a hospital security guard (Barely containing his laughter)
and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,

"What the heck is going on here?" The drunk still staring down replied:

I'm not sure, But I think I just beat the shit out of a GHOST."
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Re: Pedestrian Dangers

Post by Joe Sixpack » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:41 pm

lol, drunk logic.
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