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Deer Meat

Post by Old Timer » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:42 am

A man out hunting kills a deer and takes it
home to be cooked for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't
tell the kids what kind of meat it is, But
will give them a clue as to what it is, and
let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was
on their plates, so they begged their dad
for the clue.

Well he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams to her older brother_____________



"DON'T EAT IT JOHNNY, IT'S AN A**HOLE!"
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Re: Deer Meat

Post by Joe Sixpack » Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:30 am

I remember first time I tasted deer meat, I was at my sisters boyfriends, I was young I dunno.. 7 maybe? they was making deer jerky.. at first they would'nt tell me what it was, when I found out I was pissed.
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Re: Deer Meat

Post by ThawMyTongue » Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:38 pm

We do this with deer stew all the time... Afterward the reactions are great.
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Better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and remove all doubt.

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