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Soul Searching

Post by Old Timer » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:06 pm

A drunken bum is stumbling through the woods when
he comes across a preacher baptizing people in the river.

The preacher smelling alcohol on the drunk's breath asks,
"SON, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunks nods, and the preacher dunks him in the water,
pulls him back out, and asks if he's found Jesus.

"Nope," hiccups the drunk.

The preacher again dunks the bum and this time holds him
down until he begins kicking and flailing his arms.

"NOW have you found Jesus?" asks the preacher.

"NO," gasps the drunk....

"You SURE this is where he fell in?"
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Re: Soul Searching

Post by Joe Sixpack » Mon Feb 09, 2015 7:24 pm

hmm for some reason I thought he was going to drown him the 2nd time lol.
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