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Choking

Post by Old Timer » Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:25 am

Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the
trail dust from their throats.

They stand at the bar, drinking a beer, and talking about
the current Porsche prices. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table,
who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a moment or so,
it becomes apparent that she is in REAL distress. One of the
cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya Swaller?" The woman shakes
her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and
shakes her head, and wraps her hands around her neck in the
universal distress sign for choking.

The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her butt cheek a lap
with his tongue. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe
again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes
a drink from his beer again.

His partner says " Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver,"

"BUT I ain't never seen nobody do it! :surp:
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Re: Choking

Post by Joe Sixpack » Sun Jun 07, 2015 12:13 am

lol.. well.. can't argue with the results. :D
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