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Sad News

Post by Old Timer » Sun Jun 19, 2016 12:27 pm

....Please join me in remembering a GREAT icon of the entertainment community....

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71 at the time
of his passing. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including
Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. he was
considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half
baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a
crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, his three children,
John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
After which everything was all wrapped up.
So Mote It Be.
Aging is not for the timid
NRA Benefactor Member

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