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Aroma of death

Post by Old Timer » Mon May 07, 2018 12:52 pm

A U.S. Customs agent and her dog are on a plane. After it takes off, the agent turns to
the dog and commands, "SNIFF".
The K-9 trots down the aisle and sits next to a teenager. It then returns to the woman
handler, and puts one paw on her arm.

"Is that dog checking for drugs?" asks a man sitting besides her.
"Yes he is. he just found someone carrying marijuana," she explains. "We'll arrest
him upon arrival.

"WOW!" replies the man.

She again commands the dog to sniff. It trots back down the aisle and a moment later races
back and craps all over the place.
"What happened" Yells the man. The federal agent Screams,

"He just found a BOMB!"
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Re: Aroma of death

Post by SMMAssociates » Mon May 07, 2018 11:06 pm

Sammy would probably bring the bomb over to me....

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Re: Aroma of death

Post by Old Timer » Thu May 10, 2018 9:02 am

Naw, Sammy's smarter than that, remember that was a federal government K9 on that plane, and we all
know when a serious problem arises they all run around, and are full of crap with no idea on what to do,
just like their leaders!
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