DUI Checkpoint

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DUI Checkpoint

Post by Old Timer » Tue May 22, 2018 11:30 am

A Juggler, driving to his next performance is stopped by the highway patrol and local police.
"What are those knives doing in your car?" asks the officers.
" I juggle them in my act," answers the man.

"Oh, YEAH? says the cops. "Lets see you do it!"

So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.

A guy driving in the next lane sees this and says to his buddy, "Oh, my God, am I glad that
I quit drinking!

Look at what they're making that poor bastard do!"
So Mote It Be.
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Re: DUI Checkpoint

Post by Aaron » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:21 am

Lol...Now that's a good one!
Hence it is, that democracies have ever been found incompatible with personal security or the rights of property; and have, in general, been as short in their lives as they have been violent in their deaths

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